toilet talk.

warning, check.

A couple of years ago, i left everything that i know and understand behind and took an amazing adventure to japan. there are SO many brilliant stories that i could tell, many of them involving misadventures involving buttons and kanji (japaneese characters). well, i want to share one of those misadventures, involving, yup, a toilet. but in my defense, this toilet was a very rude and high tech toilet. ok, toilet isn't even appropriate. the thing was a freaking throne. arm rests, check. ambient sound, check. pleasant aromas that come from, who knows where, check. buttons with images of gentle water spritzing, check. having a couple of saki's and having curiosity peaked, check. and then comes the button pressing..... lovely gentle spritz, NOT CHECK! full high pressured assault, check. easy gentle drying breeze, NOT CHECK! high powered air pressurized dryer, check. exiting restroom at a full sprint, out of breath, completely traumatized, vowing to never touch a button again, check. returning to scene of crime to photograph said perpetrator, check. pushing more buttons along the adventure, (head bowed in shame), check.

xoxo.